Several years ago, a tradition emerged to participate in city holidays and encourage conscientious payers.
Thus, in the village of Osa, on April 24, a festival of eating poses was held. For the eleventh time, the holiday was held by the Okruzhnaya Pravda weekly. As part of the festival, the Irkutsk Energy Sales Company organized a competition of energy-themed ditties. “The Osinsky section of the Eastern branch of Irkutskenergosbyt is a permanent partner of the festival,” says the head of the section, Sergei Bairov. - During the holiday, we always reward the most honest payers among ordinary residents and legal entities of the region. We invite people who honestly pay their electricity bills to the stage and reward them with gifts in a festive atmosphere. The audience is also included in the process. A fun quiz has been prepared for them. In order to receive a gift, you need to know, for example, how many hydroelectric power stations there are in the Irkutsk region. We do not stand still, we constantly come up with something new. This time it was decided to also hold a ditty competition.”
For comfort and everyday life
The service is Energosbyt.
Strict accountants
Checking the meters.
Creative groups from Maisk, Rassvet, Primorsk came to the festival specifically to perform ditties.
And the folk ensemble “Zorenka” from Osa sang a song in honor of Siberian power engineers. All participants were awarded prizes. First place was deservedly taken by Anatoly Korneev and his accompanying harmonica player Sergei Kutsek. Individual entrepreneurs Oksana Kovalevskaya and Vera Katuntseva, as well as Primorsk resident Nikolai Ivanovich Ivashchenko and Osa resident Valentina Alekseevna Vlasova received prizes as the most honest payers.
“Such events are very important for the population. This is an opportunity to communicate directly with people, to convey the necessary information in a relaxed holiday atmosphere,” says Sergei Bairov. - The festival of eating poses was loved by local residents and became a place to unite people. Our company will continue to support such events."
Happy Energy Day today
I want to congratulate you
I wish you to be stylish and fashionable,
And so as not to run to the doctor,
Let there be enough strength for everything:
Work and relax,
Well, in general, life is always beautiful
And never lose heart!
We congratulate all energy workers,
We praise the work of energy workers,
We love, cherish and respect you,
We wish you love and a bright life!
And be surrounded by love,
And good, Siberian health,
After all, without energy is like without water -
Neither here nor here!
Energy workers at work
Even on your rightful day.
Take a break for a minute
Don't look for problems here.
Very friendly and beautiful
Congratulations now
In a bright and happy world
May you be lucky again and again.
Let the energy be like a flame
Never burns out...
Energy workers are walking,
The hum is coming through the wires.
Why did you freeze in an ice floe?
Herds of lizard beasts?
There was simply no trace
Energy workers then!
Receive a “thank you” bouquet!
The roses are withering - the frost is angry,
And “thank you”, energy engineer,
More beautiful and more expensive than roses!
We wish you, dear,
On your only holiday of December,
Miss Luck let her shine
An eye brighter than a lantern!
Like the midday sun
Moreover, at the equator
Warms the whole soul to the bottom
Let love be in the night and day!
Miracle master energy worker,
Light sends us greetings,
Lights up everything around:
And all the streets, and the house!
With the advent of masters,
There are a lot of trains,
And trams, electric trains...
People waste fewer matches.
Our whole world has become happy,
Because I realized -
"We cannot live without: light,
Energy Council!
Honor, praise to you for your concern,
For decent work,
For skill, for work,
For comfort and coziness!
Like an electron through a wire
My love is rushing towards you.
For the light that came to every home,
I bow to you, energy workers.
May your life be full
Love, energy, warmth.
Live happily, without troubles.
Good luck to you. Let there be light!
Previously, it was difficult without light,
And the candle came to the rescue,
In the computer age it’s difficult without light,
It is impossible to work without it.
Complex and delicate work
Wires and current, one concern,
Big bow to the energy workers,
Good luck to you and the house is full of happiness!
Well, how can we live without energy drinks?
At least in practice, even in theory?
In our age you cannot live without electricity,
Please accept congratulations, friends.
May there be a lot of light in your destinies,
Warmed by recognition and kindness,
On the personal front it’s joyful, cloudless,
And so that life flows non-stop.
We praise you, energy worker!
On your Day we wish you more light,
So that it reigns in your soul
Only a joyful summer.
Your work is worthy of praise,
Everyone needs him, without exception,
You bring goodness to every home
You give us all light and warmth.
You're at work all the time
You do everything flawlessly.
Let your career soar
And happiness brightens life.
Warm and light in our apartment
Thanks to your work.
What's in the apartment - all over the world!
You are always busy and caring:
So that work goes on without delays
All businesses, schools, hospitals,
Each of you is selfless,
Smart, persistent without boundaries.
So be always successful
Strength, health for centuries,
They are careful and diligent in their work.
Happy Energy Day!
Happy Energy Day! To have fun
It’s worth disconnecting from various problems,
You need to relax and smile
And all the snags will disappear in the darkness!
So relax, forget about your worries,
Of course, there are many different jobs,
But let this holiday swirl you in happiness,
He will make friends with joyful laughter and relaxation!
Energetic! Energetic!
Congratulations! Hello!
Always be careful
So as not to call the rescuers!
Lead correctly
Watch the electrician
And be rich too
Don't forget about your health!
Although the main concern
Energy - work,
We wish you
Every day everything worked out
So that happiness smiles,
And the lights never went out!
Congratulations, energy guy!
Let him give you a bright holiday
A sea of joy and light,
To make your heart feel warm.
May success come quickly
So that the family is warm and well,
So that there are sparks in life,
Only if it's necessary!
Let the energy beat endlessly,
May life illuminate you brighter,
Just let her be friendly,
She couldn’t bring it so she could be in trouble for you.
There are positive poles in your life,
Fewer irritating factors.
From fortune - good luck ticket.
Congratulations on Energy Engineer's Day!
“Let there be light!” - you speak,
Fix any problem immediately.
Outbursts and closures are simply of no use to you,
And through your efforts, warmth comes into our house.
You are masters in your field.
Happy Energy Day! Hooray!
Thank you for your work!
May success await you in everything.
Happy Energy Drinks Day to you
Congratulations today,
"Let there be light!" - said the Lord,
Creating our world.
To you, energy workers, yours
He gave strength
So that warmth comes to every home
And the lights were shining.
I wish that the current does not hit you,
You didn't know about any accidents
Without interruption so that we
They provided warmth and light.
Energy workers are the people
That they always give us only light,
Without them the world will disappear in darkness,
And they will turn off the Internet for everyone,
Therefore we will tell you from the heart,
That your work is so important to us,
And we wish you great success,
After all, all people expect light from you!
May you have a lot of money
Lots of light, health, warmth,
So let's raise our glasses,
May your life be happy!
To those who bring light to the house,
Dedicated to the story.
To begin with, I wish you
So that work doesn't stop,
For the counters to count,
So that the lamps do not flicker.
So that the bosses fall in love,
So that you don't get electrocuted,
So that the “goat” does not meet,
You can't catch the "hare" in your eyes.
In general, my friend is an energy drinker,
May everything always shine for you!
When the day ends, the shadows thicken,
The city windows will light up,
And energy for your day
Celebrated this weekend.
Will perceive the city as always,
As a given, light and current are common.
Never notice
Something that has become familiar to everyone.
No one will say: a miracle is light,
After all, he will be there again tomorrow,
Microwaves for lunch
Let's turn it on! The food is ready!
On TV again
We are surprised by something
Nothing can take the light away
Seemingly forever and ever.
And in the morning he will get up early,
That guy in the old overalls,
He is in love with his work,
He has no equal in skill.
And only then will they exclaim: “Light!”
In the kitchens of dark townspeople,
When suddenly an emergency happens,
And the night will be dark all around.
I want to drink to you too,
Guys from city substations,
Let the light burn forever and ever,
Your work is blessed without gloss.
May he be glorified forever,
Whose work is not noticeable, but significant.
Let the energy guy turn on the light
To your happiness and good luck!
Merry
Energy Day is a wonderful holiday,
We waited for him with the whole family, barely breathing.
And our dad is a nice and honest worker -
I've had a drunken day for myself today.
And his mother doesn’t scold him at all,
A tipsy grandfather wishes good luck
And even without knocking or invitation,
A colleague and neighbor showed up with a bottle...
And I congratulate you on this glorious holiday:
Professional - with professional!
Several years ago, a tradition emerged to participate in city holidays and encourage conscientious payers.
Thus, in the village of Osa, on April 24, a festival of eating poses was held. For the eleventh time, the holiday was held by the Okruzhnaya Pravda weekly. As part of the festival, the Irkutsk Energy Sales Company organized a competition of energy-themed ditties. “The Osinsky section of the Eastern branch of Irkutskenergosbyt is a permanent partner of the festival,” says the head of the section, Sergei Bairov. - During the holiday, we always reward the most honest payers among ordinary residents and legal entities of the region. We invite people who honestly pay their electricity bills to the stage and reward them with gifts in a festive atmosphere. The audience is also included in the process. A fun quiz has been prepared for them. In order to receive a gift, you need to know, for example, how many hydroelectric power stations there are in the Irkutsk region. We do not stand still, we constantly come up with something new. This time it was decided to also hold a ditty competition.”
For comfort and everyday life
The service is Energosbyt.
Strict accountants
Checking the meters.
Creative groups from Maisk, Rassvet, Primorsk came to the festival specifically to perform ditties.
And the folk ensemble “Zorenka” from Osa sang a song in honor of Siberian power engineers. All participants were awarded prizes. First place was deservedly taken by Anatoly Korneev and his accompanying harmonica player Sergei Kutsek. Individual entrepreneurs Oksana Kovalevskaya and Vera Katuntseva, as well as Primorsk resident Nikolai Ivanovich Ivashchenko and Osa resident Valentina Alekseevna Vlasova received prizes as the most honest payers.
“Such events are very important for the population. This is an opportunity to communicate directly with people, to convey the necessary information in a relaxed holiday atmosphere,” says Sergei Bairov. - The festival of eating poses was loved by local residents and became a place to unite people. Our company will continue to support such events."
We sat with the boys
the conversation was about nothing,
Tsunami suddenly ran up
and how he’ll hit you with a brick.
Oop-pa, op-pa, sparkles from the eye,
but it could have been stronger if it had been made from a landmine.
Got gray with the boys
and dispersed to the huts,
and Tsunami really...
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Ditties about the Moon
Chile is for that and Chile,
that we drank Madeira there,
Or somewhere near Poltava...
No, I do not remember. Good God!
How much wine have you consumed...
And it's all the Moon's fault!!!
An unexpected continuation of Ditties that arose during a conversation with Red Cherry on...
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Ditties
The girls go into the garden, and after them
The guys are freaking out.
Well, and chickens in the spring
People fall in love with roosters.
Oh, what a night this is -
Lunar, frosty.
You won't lure me in
I'm careful.
Hey, what are you guys doing?
Are you sitting there?
How many women are waiting when...
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A swear word
The sea washed ashore
Someone's swear word.
I don't believe my ears.
The heart is not ready to listen.
Lingered for a moment
Look at this disgusting thing.
Eight sounds of insult
Like a worm, they clung to the sand.
There was no place for the poor guys
IN...
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Ditties
I liked the girl
I lured her into bed.
Why is it so bad for me -
My honey is a transvestite.
I fell in love with the boy
He's beautiful, like something out of a book.
Everything seems to be the same as with people -
It's just a shame that he's gay.
Somehow after some muttering...
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Ditties about This. Part 2
One night Tanya was bathing
With two boys in the bathhouse.
And since then the people in the village
Knows the sandwich pose.
Hit me on the back and face
I'm a woman in black leather.
I didn’t give it even once -
This is such sado-maza.
I'm so cute one day
I had a massage in the bathhouse...
M tension arises between people if they have different potentials
K Where childhood is going, what a farewell...
N This is a more permanent connection than a temporary twist!
***
F the aza is generally useful, but unpleasant to the touch...
IN There are only two electrical faults: either there is no contact where it is needed - or there is one where it is not needed at all
***
TO Every electrician wants to know where the phase sits.
...And Most importantly, we provide a lifetime warranty on our products.” Factory customized protective equipment for energy...
IN Moscow - Mosenergo. In St. Petersburg - Lenenergo. And Kherson also has energy.
ABOUT a knowledgeable electrician is afraid to take his wife by both breasts at the same time.
E If a black cat crossed your path, followed by a black mouse,
and behind her is a black Bug, and behind her is a black Granddaughter, then Grandfather dug up not a turnip, but a cable!
WITH Advice to a young electrician:
-If your hands are wearing dielectric gloves, then it doesn’t matter where they come from.
E If Russians loved to work, they would not call a switch a switch!
TO Everyone knows from childhood: a thing wrapped in blue electrical tape will last forever.
IN The kilowatt-hour will serve as a single world currency.
Arthur Clarke
TO Every time I open a distribution box somewhere, I am convinced again and again that in our country electricians are creative people!
N and on the transformer booth it is written: “You can’t take US with your bare hands!!!”
G A hot soldering iron looks exactly the same as a cold one...
U electricians have one law: “Either on the shield, or under the shield!”
D For a good electrician, there is no short circuit that he cannot extend
N Observation of electricians: Not fully drunk alcohol indicates unhealthy energy in the team.
Z ground an ungrounded ground...
IN Wireless technologies will always develop rapidly in Russia, because our wires are stupidly screwed up.
ABOUT announcement: I’m helping you overcome Internet addiction. Fast, inexpensive, long lasting. Electrician Sidorov.
TO As is known, the resistance of the human body is about 100 kOhm. Every 100 g of vodka taken internally reduces body resistance by 1 kOhm. How much vodka do you need to drink to achieve a state of superconductivity?
WITH the resistance of the conductor is much greater than the resistance ... of the conductor
G City electric networks will hire 10 more young electricians.
WITH and the administrator imagined himself to be the god of the network, the electrician rudely dispelled this myth
ABOUT announcement. IN kindergarten dumb electricians required.
E lecturer: “I fell in love with her when she called a condom a “fuse”
"N“I’ll start my life from scratch,” said the electrician, sticking a screwdriver into the shield
E If you rub the magic lamp for too long, you may receive a non-magical electric shock.
E Lecturer at work: “The last cartridge is for yourself!
H what is step voltage? (This is the tension that occurs between the legs when approaching the bare end)
I wish the energy workers
Behind the can of energy drink
Celebrate with dignity
Your main day of the year!
And of course me too
With a smiling face
And with a light bulb as a gift
I will come to congratulate them!
Thanks to the energy workers!
It's hard for us without you.
Turn it on as before
And light and warmth for us.
Let the clouds all clear away,
Luck will find you.
Happy Energy Day to all of you!
Glory and honor to you!
When the day ends, the shadows thicken,
The city windows will light up,
And energy for your day
Celebrated this weekend.
Will perceive the city as always,
As a given, light and current are common.
Never notice
Something that has become familiar to everyone.
No one will say: a miracle is light,
After all, he will be there again tomorrow,
Microwaves for lunch
Let's turn it on! The food is ready!
On TV again
We are surprised by something
Nothing can take the light away
Seemingly forever and ever.
And in the morning he will get up early,
That guy in the old overalls,
He is in love with his work,
He has no equal in skill.
And only then will they exclaim: “Light!”
In the kitchens of dark townspeople,
When suddenly an emergency happens,
And the night will be dark all around.
I want to drink to you too,
Guys from city substations,
Let the light burn forever and ever,
Your work is blessed without gloss.
May he be glorified forever,
Whose work is not noticeable, but significant.
Let the energy guy turn on the light
To your happiness and good luck!
TV and soldering iron,
Refrigerator and iron
We agreed on this holiday,
To suddenly congratulate you.
Thanks for the energy
We all say in unison,
And, of course, very much
We thank you all!
Energy drink for your day
I wish you happiness
Will be in your life
Always let it be 220.
I wish the phase
You didn’t miss
To the heating main
It didn't break through in the winter.
Gas, so that continuously
Walked along the highway
So that the houses are warm
And the lights were not turned off.
I wish you luck
At 100 watts of light,
In you, so that continuously
The energy was seething.
Congratulations on Energy Day today,
If it’s 220, then with love.
And live so that you can always enjoy yourself without delay,
Without straining and being proud of your fate!
Let the light of the soul illuminate the roads,
There is enough energy for accomplishments.
Let work bring only happiness
And we are pleased with the achievements!
Happy Energy Day, cheers
Congratulations, friends.
Let the bright light shine,
And it shines, life is in full swing.
Constantly rewards
And, like a socket, it charges.
Good luck, sparkle with joy,
Doesn't make you rush.
Happy Energy Day! Let happiness
Sparkles in life every day,
And the mood will be clear,
And you will become lazy.
May wealth quickly catch up
Dreams will come true easily,
Success will fall on your head
And it will beckon you with noisy happiness!
You're an energy drinker - that's cool
After all, you give light to all people
And the biggest miracle
Called the Internet!
Your energy is bubbling
And let it always be like this!
Let your heart sound happy
And sadness will be alien to you!
Happy Energy Day, I congratulate you,
I wish you successful work,
So that there are not enough hands to pay a salary,
May everything be great for you!
May you be happy at work,
May the schedule be perfect
Let your boss want to work for you,
May you celebrate the holiday!
It's been fucking raining since morning
It's pouring as if from a bucket
In general, this is not a problem,
If you don't make a face in a puddle
And as ugly as a pig
However, this is for me
Just ordinary things
But what happened then,
I myself don’t always believe
You're probably wondering
What happened there?
To be honest, I remember
I don’t want to... well, okay
Well, sit back, sit back,
I'll start my story now
There's hardly anything like it
You will hear at least once
It was on Monday
Twenty-third
And in the beginning, it seems, it was
Everything seems to be the same as always
I got up in the morning, as usual,
Or rather at seven zero five
Hit the wall a couple of times
So that the neighbor does not think about sleeping
I washed my face, combed my hair,
With a refrigerator in the kitchen
Chatted in passing
The conversation was as always:
Eating today is not destiny
Tightening the belt
I went to work
I see suddenly a passerby
He followed me
Something seemed strange
I'm wearing his clothes
It was also strange that
That no one saw him
But it wasn't dark
And when he caught up,
He started telling me something
I made an oath to myself in my thoughts,
That I won't drink anymore
“I,” he said, “are God’s angel,
Descended to you from heaven
But to see me, however,
Only you can, bastard."
“You see, what’s the matter -
Like an echo he echoed -
It’s like there in our sky
Napoleon would have passed
Chaos, terrible disorder
They send us their regards for the fifth day
Do you know who is to blame? –
He let out a questioning groan -
You, my son, are a devil in the rib
You are our cross and common stress."
"I?!" – “No, I’m a scoundrel!”
“But wait, my angel friend,
I didn't do anything
I'm as pure as Mother Teresa
I just eat vodka and that’s it
And it looks like it's over
It’s high time for me”
“Come on, shut up
Look at the sky!
Do you see the stars? No you don't see
There's no sun or moon
And you are to blame for this!
Are you an electrician?
"I'm electric"
“Are you climbing on poles?”
“I’m getting in, wait a minute,
I don’t understand where you’re going with this?
Just tell me everything!”
“Are you cutting the wires?
Lights in houses for non-payment
Are you turning off citizens?”
“I cut off, I turn off
Still do not understand"
“Do you remember, motherfucker, like on Wednesday,
God forgive me, no light
Promised the whole planet
Are you leaving this summer?
You said you'd cut it
All the wires around the world
And then even the devil
There will be light like hell"
“What, did I really do this?
Damn it, that's it!
“Don’t remember the devils!
They got it the most
It's all hi-fi in hell
Still - the twenty-first century
Internet, microwaves,
Shower for sinful pans
It all depends on the wiring
Well, you, having gotten drunk on vodka,
Managed everything in an hour
Destroy what is centuries old
Created there with us
The devils are moaning that it's frozen
Their body is incorruptible
They go around with complaints, damn it,
In housing and communal services heavenly"
"What to do? Then I
I drank a ton of vodka
And I don't remember a damn thing
Cut what then,
I mean, what kind of wires are they?”
"Don't be afraid, don't worry,
We'll get you right now
Let's bring it to those conditions,
Which ones were you wearing last time?
You will remember everything, believe me, my son,
Even when I came home
The time was - midnight
And your wife uses a frying pan
Shined it right in the eye"
“Well, the bitch, she said,
I'm talking about the toilet"
"Okay, that's enough, here's the bottle
Drink quickly without a snack
To avoid a hangover
Here's a magic potion for you
If you drink, you will immediately forget,
What will happen to you next?
And in the morning you will find
Why are you lying there with your face... well, you’ll find out there.”
Everything has come true, I want to tell you,
As that angel spoke
The stars and the sun are in the sky,
So I fixed everything
It's a pity no one will believe me
They will say: “He drinks too much!”
Well, let it be, but we know
Who will ultimately save the world!
